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A SIMPLE QUESTION? Do you have the GUTS to forward this LBN E-Lert to your friends and family? Do you? Do you?
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REP. ERIC MASSA: A NEW REPUBLICAN HERO?: The Eric Massa show is quickly turning into a field day for Republicans, as the disgraced Democratic congressman continues to take pot shots at his own party. Over the weekend, he slammed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, whom he called “son of the devil’s spawn.” But Massa isn’t done yet. Glenn Beck has him booked for the full hour on Tuesday because, Beck tweeted, “all Americans need to hear him.” Rush Limbaugh has also promised to make a “national story” out of Massa’s claim that he was set up by his own party.
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ABORTION DEAL IN THE WORKS?: Is a deal in the works to placate House Democrats who oppose health-care reform without strict abortion-coverage provisions? On Monday night, Michigan Democrat Bart Stupak, the leader of the anti-abortion charge, said, “I’m more optimistic than I was a week ago. The president says he doesn’t want to expand or restrict current law.
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HOUSE DEMOCRATS MAY BAN EARMARKS: In a possible strategic move to regain the “ethical high ground,” House Democratic leaders are floating the idea of a party-wide ban on earmarks for the remainder of the year. The idea was mentioned by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, but would most likely face resistance from those who use earmarks as a way to send placating pork back home in a tough year for incumbents.
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UNION PENSION SUES GOLDMAN SACHS: A large union pension fund has figured out a way to do more than just criticize investment banks for overpaying its executives. The International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers pension fund filed a lawsuit against Goldman Sachs Monday, trying to prevent the Wall Street giant from allocating around 47 percent of 2009 net revenue as compensation.
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U.S. DENIES ISRAEL BROKE AGREEMENT: Vice President Joe Biden has touched down in Israel as a special envoy announced that Israelis and Palestinians are ready to open an indirect dialogue. One potential wrinkle: A State Department spokesman said Monday that a new Israeli settlement in the West Bank does not violate the recently announced 10-month ban on building there, which experts say may imperil the U.S.’s role in getting both sides to talk directly.
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LBN-MEDIA INSIDER: ***Betty White will appear on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” in the near future, the 88-year-old actress confirms, following a campaign on Facebook that attracted half a million fans. White inspired the effort after her popular comic turn in a Snickers commercial during the Super Bowl. ***”I really don’t know when I started, early ‘95 I think,” writes Craigslist founder Craig Newmark on his personal blog about the launch of his online classified advertising service. Newmark quotes a memo on Craigslist’s origins: “The approach is as minimalist as I could make.”
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ACADEMY SNUBS FARRAH FAWCETT: Don’t blame Oscar’s co-producer Adam Shankman for the snub of Farrah Fawcett, who was coldly left out of the segment memorializing Patrick Swayze, Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy, Army Archerd, Karl Malden and others. It was the academy’s decision. When Fawcett succumbed to anal cancer last June, Shankman tearfully tweeted: “Farewell Farrah. Forever you will be an angel here on Earth, and now in heaven.” Fawcett appeared in 16 films — including “The Cannonball Run,” “Extremities,” “Dr. T and the Women” and “The Apostle,” for which she was nominated for an Independent Spirit Award — but Leslie Unger, spokeswoman for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, told reporters: “I would not say that it was an oversight. Not everybody who passed during the year can be included. That’s the unfortunate reality.”
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VARIETY LAYS OFF FILM CRITIC: In his first post-Oscars column, legendary film critic Roger Ebert uses his space in the Chicago Sun-Times to lambast Hollywood trade paper Variety for firing Todd McCarthy, a film critic there for the last 31 years. He was dismissed Monday as the industry publication announced that it would switch its policy to only publish movie reviews on a freelance basis as a cost-cutting measure. Ebert argues that as the chief critic for Variety and its longest-tenured staffer, McCarthy became “the bellwether of a film’s future.” Ebert also writes that Variety could be signaling the end of an era for film commentary: “The glory days of the famous Variety critics are finished.”
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WHO READS THE LBN E-LERT?: Outspoken Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban along with over 317,000 other “influencers” understand that information is power and the LBN E-Lert is a power-tool.
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JAMAICA: VISIT OUR JEWS: Come for the beaches, stay for the Jews? Jamaica is embracing its Jewish history in hopes of attracting new tourists—this, in spite of the fact that the island currently has one synagogue, no rabbis, and only 200 or so Jews. Still, the island claims to have once harbored a Jewish pirate named Moses, and Jews began arriving on the island in the 17th century during the Inquisition. By the end of the 19th century, Jamaica had six synagogues and over 2,000 Jews. A recent conference on Judeo-Caribbean history included stops at Kingston’s Hillel School, 20 of whose 750 students are Jewish, and a visit to a resort owned by Chris Blackwell, a music-label founder whose mother was Jewish.
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OHIO STATE SHOOTING: A gunman apparently angry over a poor evaluation entered an Ohio State University maintenance building today, killing a manager and then himself. The gunman was identified as 51 year old Nathaniel Brown. “Classes will be held and normal work schedules are in effect,” University Web site says.
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LBN-NOTICED: ***Actress Betty White and Victoria Beckham attend the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party at Pacific Design Center on March 7, 2010 in West Hollywood, California. ***Supermodel Kate Moss heads home after eating lunch at Inaho restaurant in London. ***A grieving Marie Osmond attends the memorial service for son Michael Bryan at a chapel near the Provo temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Utah. ***Jeremy Renner drives away from Sunset Tower hotel. ***BE AN LBN-CORRESPONDENT- Send your celebrity sightings to: LBNElert@Timewire.net.
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LBN-RECOMMENDS: “Act from the Inside Out” (Powerful Acting Tools to Transform Your Real Life) by Shelene Atanacio. Order your copy today and receive a bonus gift: www.actnowbook.com.
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LBN-COMMENTARY By PASTOR BOB (Pastor Bob is the Founder of the First Fundamental Church of the Bible): ***Want to know what the real “Hurt Locker” is? I’ll tell you: It’s spending an eternity in Hell. Don’t let it happen to you. Believe in the Lord. ***The Bible is clear that sex addicts (even U.S. Presidents, even famous athletes) will not inherit the Kingdom of God. ***Our nation is on the fast track to destruction. And the internet is only adding fuel to the fire. ***When people say, “If Jesus were alive today he would… “They are forgetting a little somethin’. The Lord IS alive you, knucklehead. He rose from the grave. Buddha couldn’t do that. Neither could Muhammad. ***God loves you. But that doesn’t mean He’ll put up with your crap. ***At my church we encourage the men to wear men’s clothing and women to wear women’s clothing. We don’t mix that up. ***I don’t share my political opinions much, but here’s one: The way I see it, if Obama passes this health care bill, he loses. If he doesn’t pass it, he still loses. ***Do you feel like a loser today, friend? Well…I’m praying for losers, and I’m praying for you. ***To reply directly to Pastor Bob e-mail: LBNElert@TimeWire.net. (Please Note: The Opinions expressed by Pastor Bob are those of his alone and do not necessarily reflect those of the LBN E-Lert or its Staff.)
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LBN-COMMENTARY By KATHRYN BIGELOW: In the winter of 2004, when Baghdad was one of the most dangerous places on the planet—a site of daily explosions, gunfights, and kidnappings—the city was, for the few Western journalists working there, an absolutely lethal place to work. So it was with considerable trepidation that I wished luck to my friend, reporter and screenwriter Mark Boal, when he told me that he had decided to go to Iraq to cover the war firsthand. As a passionate investigative reporter, Mark had his eye on a little-known unit in the Army, the Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD), aka the bomb squad, which was then playing a pivotal part in the military’s attempt to contain the growing threat of roadside bombs, the so-called Improvised Explosive Devices. Such was the nature of his choice to cover this high-risk unit that minutes after landing in Iraq, he was asked by Army officials to sign a “Hold Harmless” contract and provide his blood type and religious preference for a funeral.
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LBN-COMMENTARY By CHUCK NORRIS: I am no pinnacle of humility, and I’ve learned my fair share of hard lessons from the camps of conceit. But I’m not sure the former Chicago politician occupying the White House ever has been schooled with a primer on the perils of pride.
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LBN-COMMENTARY By JEFF WALD (President of OPUS Media Group): Is it true that Santa Claus is not real? When did people find this out? Nobody told me. All those times I left him cookies and milk. I am devastated I can’t write anymore until I compose myself.
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LBN-HISTORICAL COMMENTARY By ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL: What this power is I cannot say; all I know is that it exists and it becomes available only when a man is in that state of mind in which he knows exactly what he wants and is fully determined not to quit until he finds it.
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LBN-OVERHEARD: ***Maybe she also deserves Lindsey Vonn’s gold medal? Lindsay Lohan is suing the website E-Trade for $100 million because she says an ad featuring a baby named “Lindsay” who is a “milkaholic” and steals another baby’s boyfriend must be based on her. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” said Lohan’s lawyer. “They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.” ***“Precious” star Gabourey Sidibe was the toast of Sunday night’s Vanity Fair Oscar party — despite the uproar over her omission from the magazine’s Young Hollywood cover. Sidibe was feted by host Graydon Carter at Hollywood’s Sunset Towers Hotel, along with Jeff Bridges, Jeremy Renner, Elton John, Jennifer Lopez, Hilary Swank, Colin Firth, Jane Fonda, Christoph Waltz, Kathryn Bigelow, Lauren Bacall and Morgan Freeman. The controversial March VF cover featured Carey Mulligan, Kristen Stewart, Amanda Seyfried and several other svelte, white starlets, while stocky Sidibe was shunted to an interview inside.
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LBN-DID YOU KNOW: ***Even Antarctica has an area code. It’s 672. ***Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda. ***First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older! ***For every ‘’normal'’ webpage, there are five porn pages. ***For every gallon of sea water, you get more than a quarter pound of salt.
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LBN-QUOTE: “You can fake an orgasm, but you can’t fake laughter.”-Bob Dylan.
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LBN-HISTORY: On March 9, 1997 Gangster rapper The Notorious B.I.G. was killed in a drive-by shooting in Los Angeles at age 24.
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LBN E-Lert Edited by Natgeda Remy
Contributing Editors: Teju Jyothi, Rachel Yip, Kevin Aquino, Marissa Stone, Delia Ramos, Ben Yano, Anna Alaverdyan.
LBN E-Lert Disclaimer: 1.) The LBN E-Lert accepts no liability for the content of this email, or for the consequences of any actions taken on the basis of the information provided. The LBN E-Lert is not associated with any commercial or political organization and is transmitted via the web for the sole benefit of its subscribers. 2.) Unfortunately, computer viruses can be transmitted via email. The recipient should check this mail and any attachments for the presence of viruses.
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| TUESDAY • MARCH 9, 2010 |
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A SIMPLE QUESTION? Do you have the GUTS to forward this LBN E-Lert to your friends and family? Do you? Do you?
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REP. ERIC MASSA: A NEW REPUBLICAN HERO?: The Eric Massa show is quickly turning into a field day for Republicans, as the disgraced Democratic congressman continues to take pot shots at his own party. Over the weekend, he slammed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, whom he called “son of the devil’s spawn.” But Massa isn’t done yet. Glenn Beck has him booked for the full hour on Tuesday because, Beck tweeted, “all Americans need to hear him.” Rush Limbaugh has also promised to make a “national story” out of Massa’s claim that he was set up by his own party.
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ABORTION DEAL IN THE WORKS?: Is a deal in the works to placate House Democrats who oppose health-care reform without strict abortion-coverage provisions? On Monday night, Michigan Democrat Bart Stupak, the leader of the anti-abortion charge, said, “I’m more optimistic than I was a week ago. The president says he doesn’t want to expand or restrict current law.
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HOUSE DEMOCRATS MAY BAN EARMARKS: In a possible strategic move to regain the “ethical high ground,” House Democratic leaders are floating the idea of a party-wide ban on earmarks for the remainder of the year. The idea was mentioned by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, but would most likely face resistance from those who use earmarks as a way to send placating pork back home in a tough year for incumbents.
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UNION PENSION SUES GOLDMAN SACHS: A large union pension fund has figured out a way to do more than just criticize investment banks for overpaying its executives. The International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers pension fund filed a lawsuit against Goldman Sachs Monday, trying to prevent the Wall Street giant from allocating around 47 percent of 2009 net revenue as compensation.
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U.S. DENIES ISRAEL BROKE AGREEMENT: Vice President Joe Biden has touched down in Israel as a special envoy announced that Israelis and Palestinians are ready to open an indirect dialogue. One potential wrinkle: A State Department spokesman said Monday that a new Israeli settlement in the West Bank does not violate the recently announced 10-month ban on building there, which experts say may imperil the U.S.’s role in getting both sides to talk directly.
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LBN-MEDIA INSIDER: ***Betty White will appear on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” in the near future, the 88-year-old actress confirms, following a campaign on Facebook that attracted half a million fans. White inspired the effort after her popular comic turn in a Snickers commercial during the Super Bowl. ***”I really don’t know when I started, early ‘95 I think,” writes Craigslist founder Craig Newmark on his personal blog about the launch of his online classified advertising service. Newmark quotes a memo on Craigslist’s origins: “The approach is as minimalist as I could make.”
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ACADEMY SNUBS FARRAH FAWCETT: Don’t blame Oscar’s co-producer Adam Shankman for the snub of Farrah Fawcett, who was coldly left out of the segment memorializing Patrick Swayze, Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy, Army Archerd, Karl Malden and others. It was the academy’s decision. When Fawcett succumbed to anal cancer last June, Shankman tearfully tweeted: “Farewell Farrah. Forever you will be an angel here on Earth, and now in heaven.” Fawcett appeared in 16 films — including “The Cannonball Run,” “Extremities,” “Dr. T and the Women” and “The Apostle,” for which she was nominated for an Independent Spirit Award — but Leslie Unger, spokeswoman for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, told reporters: “I would not say that it was an oversight. Not everybody who passed during the year can be included. That’s the unfortunate reality.”
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VARIETY LAYS OFF FILM CRITIC: In his first post-Oscars column, legendary film critic Roger Ebert uses his space in the Chicago Sun-Times to lambast Hollywood trade paper Variety for firing Todd McCarthy, a film critic there for the last 31 years. He was dismissed Monday as the industry publication announced that it would switch its policy to only publish movie reviews on a freelance basis as a cost-cutting measure. Ebert argues that as the chief critic for Variety and its longest-tenured staffer, McCarthy became “the bellwether of a film’s future.” Ebert also writes that Variety could be signaling the end of an era for film commentary: “The glory days of the famous Variety critics are finished.”
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WHO READS THE LBN E-LERT?: Outspoken Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban along with over 317,000 other “influencers” understand that information is power and the LBN E-Lert is a power-tool.
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JAMAICA: VISIT OUR JEWS: Come for the beaches, stay for the Jews? Jamaica is embracing its Jewish history in hopes of attracting new tourists—this, in spite of the fact that the island currently has one synagogue, no rabbis, and only 200 or so Jews. Still, the island claims to have once harbored a Jewish pirate named Moses, and Jews began arriving on the island in the 17th century during the Inquisition. By the end of the 19th century, Jamaica had six synagogues and over 2,000 Jews. A recent conference on Judeo-Caribbean history included stops at Kingston’s Hillel School, 20 of whose 750 students are Jewish, and a visit to a resort owned by Chris Blackwell, a music-label founder whose mother was Jewish.
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OHIO STATE SHOOTING: A gunman apparently angry over a poor evaluation entered an Ohio State University maintenance building today, killing a manager and then himself. The gunman was identified as 51 year old Nathaniel Brown. “Classes will be held and normal work schedules are in effect,” University Web site says.
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LBN-NOTICED: ***Actress Betty White and Victoria Beckham attend the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party at Pacific Design Center on March 7, 2010 in West Hollywood, California. ***Supermodel Kate Moss heads home after eating lunch at Inaho restaurant in London. ***A grieving Marie Osmond attends the memorial service for son Michael Bryan at a chapel near the Provo temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Utah. ***Jeremy Renner drives away from Sunset Tower hotel. ***BE AN LBN-CORRESPONDENT- Send your celebrity sightings to: LBNElert@Timewire.net.
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LBN-RECOMMENDS: “Act from the Inside Out” (Powerful Acting Tools to Transform Your Real Life) by Shelene Atanacio. Order your copy today and receive a bonus gift: www.actnowbook.com.
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LBN-COMMENTARY By PASTOR BOB (Pastor Bob is the Founder of the First Fundamental Church of the Bible): ***Want to know what the real “Hurt Locker” is? I’ll tell you: It’s spending an eternity in Hell. Don’t let it happen to you. Believe in the Lord. ***The Bible is clear that sex addicts (even U.S. Presidents, even famous athletes) will not inherit the Kingdom of God. ***Our nation is on the fast track to destruction. And the internet is only adding fuel to the fire. ***When people say, “If Jesus were alive today he would… “They are forgetting a little somethin’. The Lord IS alive you, knucklehead. He rose from the grave. Buddha couldn’t do that. Neither could Muhammad. ***God loves you. But that doesn’t mean He’ll put up with your crap. ***At my church we encourage the men to wear men’s clothing and women to wear women’s clothing. We don’t mix that up. ***I don’t share my political opinions much, but here’s one: The way I see it, if Obama passes this health care bill, he loses. If he doesn’t pass it, he still loses. ***Do you feel like a loser today, friend? Well…I’m praying for losers, and I’m praying for you. ***To reply directly to Pastor Bob e-mail: LBNElert@TimeWire.net. (Please Note: The Opinions expressed by Pastor Bob are those of his alone and do not necessarily reflect those of the LBN E-Lert or its Staff.)
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LBN-COMMENTARY By KATHRYN BIGELOW: In the winter of 2004, when Baghdad was one of the most dangerous places on the planet—a site of daily explosions, gunfights, and kidnappings—the city was, for the few Western journalists working there, an absolutely lethal place to work. So it was with considerable trepidation that I wished luck to my friend, reporter and screenwriter Mark Boal, when he told me that he had decided to go to Iraq to cover the war firsthand. As a passionate investigative reporter, Mark had his eye on a little-known unit in the Army, the Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD), aka the bomb squad, which was then playing a pivotal part in the military’s attempt to contain the growing threat of roadside bombs, the so-called Improvised Explosive Devices. Such was the nature of his choice to cover this high-risk unit that minutes after landing in Iraq, he was asked by Army officials to sign a “Hold Harmless” contract and provide his blood type and religious preference for a funeral.
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LBN-COMMENTARY By CHUCK NORRIS: I am no pinnacle of humility, and I’ve learned my fair share of hard lessons from the camps of conceit. But I’m not sure the former Chicago politician occupying the White House ever has been schooled with a primer on the perils of pride.
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LBN-COMMENTARY By JEFF WALD (President of OPUS Media Group): Is it true that Santa Claus is not real? When did people find this out? Nobody told me. All those times I left him cookies and milk. I am devastated I can’t write anymore until I compose myself.
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LBN-HISTORICAL COMMENTARY By ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL: What this power is I cannot say; all I know is that it exists and it becomes available only when a man is in that state of mind in which he knows exactly what he wants and is fully determined not to quit until he finds it.
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LBN-A DIFFERENT VIEW:
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LBN-OVERHEARD: ***Maybe she also deserves Lindsey Vonn’s gold medal? Lindsay Lohan is suing the website E-Trade for $100 million because she says an ad featuring a baby named “Lindsay” who is a “milkaholic” and steals another baby’s boyfriend must be based on her. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” said Lohan’s lawyer. “They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.” ***“Precious” star Gabourey Sidibe was the toast of Sunday night’s Vanity Fair Oscar party — despite the uproar over her omission from the magazine’s Young Hollywood cover. Sidibe was feted by host Graydon Carter at Hollywood’s Sunset Towers Hotel, along with Jeff Bridges, Jeremy Renner, Elton John, Jennifer Lopez, Hilary Swank, Colin Firth, Jane Fonda, Christoph Waltz, Kathryn Bigelow, Lauren Bacall and Morgan Freeman. The controversial March VF cover featured Carey Mulligan, Kristen Stewart, Amanda Seyfried and several other svelte, white starlets, while stocky Sidibe was shunted to an interview inside.
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LBN-DID YOU KNOW: ***Even Antarctica has an area code. It’s 672. ***Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda. ***First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older! ***For every ‘’normal'’ webpage, there are five porn pages. ***For every gallon of sea water, you get more than a quarter pound of salt.
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LBN-QUOTE: “You can fake an orgasm, but you can’t fake laughter.”-Bob Dylan.
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LBN-HISTORY: On March 9, 1997 Gangster rapper The Notorious B.I.G. was killed in a drive-by shooting in Los Angeles at age 24.
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LBN E-Lert Edited by Natgeda Remy
Contributing Editors: Teju Jyothi, Rachel Yip, Kevin Aquino, Marissa Stone, Delia Ramos, Ben Yano, Anna Alaverdyan.
LBN E-Lert Disclaimer: 1.) The LBN E-Lert accepts no liability for the content of this email, or for the consequences of any actions taken on the basis of the information provided. The LBN E-Lert is not associated with any commercial or political organization and is transmitted via the web for the sole benefit of its subscribers. 2.) Unfortunately, computer viruses can be transmitted via email. The recipient should check this mail and any attachments for the presence of viruses.
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